It's just not gonna be that hard to come up with 3 every week...
1. Waiter, waitress, busser, host, whomever coming over every 2 minutes asking us: "Are you done with that plate?" And then taking 10 minutes to bring the check. And 10 more to bring the credit card receipt.
2. Oh, you know, the whole pocketbook on the bar/counter thing. Or coats and bags all over the empty seat as it they had a heartbeat.
3. "How is everything tasting?" Asked every 10 minutes by our waitress last Sunday night./